Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Yours -- An Erotic Couple's Pose Set by Spladoum

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135 comments:

nadzicle said...

Holy crap, Sexy Sims 2 is ALIVE?!

Anonymous said...

This is too funny! These are really well done!

Anonymous said...

Damn, these poses are making my horny.

mix said...

i cant rigister :/

The Future said...

"Damn, these poses are making my horny."

It's because you are a Neanderthal, or in essence, genetic trash which will hopefully be purged soon. 90% of human beings have not evolved in the least from their primitive ancestors...

Anonymous said...

Or maybe they were making a joke or being sarcastic. This is funny stuff, after all. It's a silly cartoon game, nothing to get all serious about. :)

Anonymous said...

Oh my. Interesting.

Anonymous said...

I like how the girl's reactions look real in this one, rather than generic porn faces. Makes it look *gasp* actually enjoyable for them!

Anonymous said...

this is good

Anonymous said...

"It's because you are a Neanderthal, or in essence, genetic trash which will hopefully be purged soon. 90% of human beings have not evolved in the least from their primitive ancestors..."

Well it's a good thing , otherwise if everyone had 'evolved' beyond sexual urges , there wouldn't be much reproducting anymore. Seriously , shut up you and your sex demonisation.

Anonymous said...

JUST CAUSE people ENJOY sex that does NOT make them Neanderthals!! Some of us are in perfectly monogamous relationships and love sex with 1 sole partner!!! Sex does not = Being a slut!

GET OVER your stupid 1950s era attitude. Just cause you don't get laid doesn't mean you have to bounce your hostility onto us.

Anonymous said...

These poses are AWESOME! IF some one makes these into animations I will worship them!

Anonymous said...

Where are the animations?

Anonymous said...

^Something that moves.

Anonymous said...

^lol i read "what are animations?"

Anonymous said...

It's about fucking time these were made. I'd have done it myself if I only knew how.

Anonymous said...

Someone needs to invent Sim condoms.

Anonymous said...

Yessss animations are wanted. How come there are so many poses and so few animations even after the animation maker thing was created?

"Someone needs to invent Sim condoms"

There are deco condoms if thats what you want. I forgot who made them but just search on this blog.

Anonymous said...

^ NewOne, I think.

Anonymous said...

Clicked this.

Best laugh of my life.

Anonymous said...

"How come there are so many poses and so few animations even after the animation maker thing was created?"

Because animations are extremely hard to do. The animation utility was in its infancy and also, some people who tried to use it encountered problems.

Anonymous said...

"Do NOT click if you do not want to see nude Sims!"

*click*

Anonymous said...

Women are whores. Always have been, always will be. So I don't know why people are getting mad about sex poses.

Women are nothing but sperm depositors. TRUTH!!!

And they love it when I knock 'em up, ditch 'em, and leave!

Fuero said...

^ Yup, that's true.

Everyone knows it, so why people getting their panties in a twist over humans being sexual?

Mrs.Faraday said...

Hehe, I was thinking about creating sex-animations, but i will stay with pose-creating, i'd feel too much pervert , but maybe later...:D

April said...

Hi Mix,
Please try to register at SXS again--if you can't get through, let me know and I will send you a .rar of the poses. :)

Anonymous said...

their faces omg!, lol! XD

Anonymous said...

Oh come now Anons, we all know that dudes are way more slutty than girls, and that goes all the way back to when there were still Neanderthals walking around.

Demi said...

Those are really good! The expression and everything, to bad I don't have a reason to use these. They're amazing.

Rhiannon said...

The Future said...
It's because you are a Neanderthal, or in essence, genetic trash which will hopefully be purged soon. 90% of human beings have not evolved in the least from their primitive ancestors...


Uh, yeah, that's balanced.

Liz said...

these are hot

Men hater. said...

"Women are whores. Always have been, always will be. So I don't know why people are getting mad about sex poses.

Women are nothing but sperm depositors. TRUTH!!!

And they love it when I knock 'em up, ditch 'em, and leave!"

No. Men are whores. Always have been. Always will be. They are nothing but WEAK sperm donors! TRUE.
If there were no men on this Earth the human population would still go on. All women need is the sperm. If there were only men, the population would die off. Haha.

Anonymous said...

Well women need men to get sperm. If there are no men, no sperm, and the population dies off.

Anonymous said...

^lol, true.

metalmoose said...

LOL, you're all stupid.

Men are whores, women are whores, who gives a fuck. Please quit with the archaic mentality regarding sex.

People should be able to have sex with anyone they please, anyone who says otherwise is a sad, bitter person who can't get any themselves.

I think the fact that people chastise others due to their sexual history or promiscuity is disgusting. Isn't this community supposed to be more progressive?

If no one is getting hurt, then there isn't anything wrong, and why the hell is it YOUR business?

Anonymous said...

You idiots. If you want animations you might as well watch porn.

BLMollo said...

Even if you object to the content, the poses themselves are extremely well done, and the expressions are spot on.

Also, poses 4&5 can be used in story-telling for more than sex. I think those positions would look normal for clothed sims too. I like how tender that particular set appears.

Anonymous said...

"Well women need men to get sperm. If there are no men, no sperm, and the population dies off."

Not for too much longer. In a few years, sperm will be able to be artificially manufactured.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/sci/tech/1769356.stm

They've already successfully done this with mice.

Anonymous said...

@ The Future

Hey now, dont insult the Neanderthals, they weren't "genetic trash", they were much more intellect than we first assumed and we've found evidence in our genetics that we even interbred with them before they went extinct (from us killing them and eating them, of course).

Anonymous said...

haha even Metalmoose fell for the trolls. Calm down psychos, no one cares as much as you think.

Lady Elaine Fairchilde said...

These are done very Nice, And he is really enjoying himself Oh! so is she hahahahahaha

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

"Well women need men to get sperm. If there are no men, no sperm, and the population dies."

- The sooner the better.

And as for your comment metalmoose "People should be able to have sex with anyone they please" that's exactly the point idiot, too many people (MEN) have sex (voluntary or involuntary) with anyone they please and if you had an IQ above 50 you'll know what that means.
If it was up to me I would castrate you all, (regardless if you're a dick or a cunt).
This world needs a breeding-control that way most of your lowlifes wouldn't exist and be a less burden to the world and the rest of us.

Anonymous said...

"You idiots. If you want animations you might as well watch porn."

You idiot, I wouldn't get off as much watching real people doing it as I would watching my sims f*ck.

xD

Jacobson said...

I bet if I called one of you "liberated" women a slut and cussed you out, you would bow down and worship me. You will suck my dick and whatever else I want.

It is the truth. Accept it. Be a whore, and see how many decent family men will want you when you turn 30 and have sagging tits...

When I'm nice to girls, they turn me down. But when I say, "Bitch, get out of my face," they WORSHIP ME LIKE A GOD.

Women are boring and have low self-esteem, which is why they will screw anything with a personality.

So shut up whores, you're only good for ONE THING and you know it!

There are no real women in this world, because they all went to heaven already...

Anonymous said...

Go figure. A few images of pixels without clothes on and slut shaming both sexes is the vast majority of the comments. Education people. Get some.

Anonymous said...

adult poses always becomes the top post. i wonder why?

Anonymous said...

It's because most people are kinda scummy these days.


Jasumi, you remind me very much of my current wife. She is intelligent, creative, and has good morals--a rarity here in the States. She is from the Philippines. Would you mind telling me which country your family is from?

Moral of the story?

If you're a good guy, a man with a big heart who treats his woman like a goddess, MARRY AN ASIAN WOMAN. Or at least, a woman who is not from America. I've heard good things about Eastern European and African women.

The "ladies" here only like bad boys with criminal records and steroid addicts with too many muscles...

Anonymous said...

lmao, more? whatever, humans are sexual beings, though I don't understand why there's so many... there's real porn out there, guys.

Anonymous said...

And to the anonymous above my previous comment... well, you're an idiot. I'm American and I'm not into those kinds of guys because I know they're not good for me, but there is a biological reason why women are attracted to those kinds. Please stop extending this to the whole, general population. Soon, though, they'll probably realize they're no good either.


Also, Steroids and Criminal Records...? Even the ones that like "bad boys" don't like them THAT extreme, just guys that are bad ass. You need to leave the ghetto lol.

Rhiannon said...

Anonymous said...
there are no men, no sperm, and the population dies."

The sooner the better.


You first.

Rhiannon said...

Jasumi said...
I'm not being sarcastic


Yeah. I was afraid of that.

Rhiannon said...

Anonymous said...
adult poses always becomes the top post. i wonder why?


Because the number of anal retentive, sexually repressed, holier than thou, self-righteous, judgmental, moral crusaders, who believe the whole world should share their "oh so precious" views, congregate here in droves?

Rhiannon said...

"The "ladies" here only like bad boys with criminal records and steroid addicts with too many muscles..."

Says someone who knows fuck all about us.

Jacobson said...

Thanks Jasumi. You give guys like me some hope!! Then again, you're from Asia, but still!

American women are trash these days! That's why droves of men are marrying outside the country! It's a general rule that the more men a woman has been with, the more of a slut she becomes in our eyes! No man wants to marry a slut! Face the facts! It's either marriage to a good man or sex with a bunch of idiots!

Good men ADORE virgins. There is nothing more precious to a man than a woman who is beautiful, graceful, chaste, respectful, sweet, intelligent, creative, motherly, and cute. These are godly traits that every women should aspire to, that makes her almost divine, but apparently American women want to be manly butches and whores!

When you grow some self-esteem and learn to think of yourselves as WOMEN instead of as inferior men, maybe you'll change for the better...

Anonymous said...

Whats with the beard? It doesn't even match his hair!
Yeah... and I guess the poses are ok *shrugs*

Anonymous said...

These are the most creepy and backwards comments I've ever seen on this blog.....and I've seen plenty of creepy and weird comments here on ms3b. I mean what is this the 1950's, the victorian period? Get with the times bros.

eicatsnosilla said...

Oh my Christ, I can't even... Jasumi, where is your proof that women and men with 'abnormal' testosterone levels are naturally attracted to one another? Even if there where studies etc, such subjects on bio-psychology are wildly hard to prove. And to say they would reproduce a child with abnormal testosterone levels? Where did you get this crazy notion from?
Aside from that, you seem to be relating personal preference to a generalized claim of human bio-psychology.
Just...What even?
I am pretty sure half of the asinine sexist and despicable comments are trolls, (i.e jakobson) so whatevs to them.

Anonymous said...

"It's because you are a Neanderthal, or in essence, genetic trash which will hopefully be purged soon. 90% of human beings have not evolved in the least from their primitive ancestors..."

I feel sorry for you, your sex life and your significant other."

Anonymous said...

Interracial! I love it!

Anonymous said...

LOL!!!,What the fuck, Women and Men arguing over who is more valuable. Truth is your wrong if you stick to a side. I pay no attention or give any power to these stupid comments. I just nod and say yeah you only see it from your point but if you looked at the whole situation your DAMN wrong!!! Grow the fuck up everyone is important and valuable to society in some way or another.

Anonymous said...

Why are all these sex poses always the top posts on this blog? lol

Anonymous said...

To the person tha said marry someone from a different country cause the women there has morals, uh I strongly disgree with that. Even though im a proud African Woman I will tell you there are women who don't have self respect and morals all around the world, unless you forgot there is prostitution in many foreign countries and that's not true not all women like bad boys in the U.S. I surly don't and I live in the U.S. For some of the people who keep leaving trashy comment on sex poses THERE IS A REASON WHY THEY CALL THEM ADULT POSES! I don't get it if you think their bad than why are you looking at them? that doesn't make any sense.

JellyBelly said...

"Thanks Jasumi. You give guys like me some hope!! Then again, you're from Asia, but still!

American women are trash these days! That's why droves of men are marrying outside the country! It's a general rule that the more men a woman has been with, the more of a slut she becomes in our eyes! No man wants to marry a slut! Face the facts! It's either marriage to a good man or sex with a bunch of idiots!

Good men ADORE virgins. There is nothing more precious to a man than a woman who is beautiful, graceful, chaste, respectful, sweet, intelligent, creative, motherly, and cute. These are godly traits that every women should aspire to, that makes her almost divine, but apparently American women want to be manly butches and whores!

When you grow some self-esteem and learn to think of yourselves as WOMEN instead of as inferior men, maybe you'll change for the better..."

Women can't grow a strong self-esteem if men like you are constantly saying shit like this.

Rhiannon said...

Anonymous said...
These are the most creepy and backwards comments I've ever seen on this blog.....and I've seen plenty of creepy and weird comments here on ms3b. I mean what is this the 1950's, the victorian period? Get with the times bros.


Jeebus. My creep meter is hitting the red zone as well. Talk about pathological misogyny. What I want to know is what does he call men who have sex with a lot of women before settling down with their "divine" (ugh) one?

Anonymous said...

It's amazing how a simple set of poses for a virtual reality simulation game has started an epic fight over the very basis of human sexuality and instincts. :/sarcasm: Lets get back to the poses people. Well done, and not really all that pornographic. Whether or not you think women and/or men are all whores. If it wasn't for that basic human NEED none of us would be here playing "let's fight on the internet"

Anonymous said...

Jasumi your a freak and probably an undercover whore yourself, and Jacobson your a weak pussy that apparently hates woman. Your hatred is such that I think you should stop denying your homosexuality and date men. O_O

Anonymous said...

And btw there is nothing wrong with a man having estrogen, it's having TOO much estrogen that's the problem. What female wants a man that cries more than she does? Jacibson you apparently watch too much Jersey shore.
This is a SIMS blog. SIMS meaning SIMULATION! It's a game man. Smdh. How the fuck do you post these comments on a blog that has nothing to do with you and your phsychiatric problems.
Hey, here's an idea. Why don't you take your rude woman bashing comments and shove them up your ass where they belong. Get help dude. O_o

Risa said...

SIGH

It certainly is creepy when people care so much about how much sex other people are having or not. Certainly hints of sexual repression there or denial of one's sexual orientation. I agree that Jacobson or whatever his name is should probably just bend down and take it up the arse from a man, I bet he would love it given his ridiculously misogynistic views. Like wow, you wouldn't think its year 2011, practically 2012. What the hell people??

And Jasumi, your views are really troubling, I always wondered why people don't seem to like you very much because you seem quite talented but now that I've seen your viewpoints on several posts I fully understand. Why demonize sex? Let me be crude, if your father hadn't ejaculated inside your mother you wouldn't be here. Yes, sorry if that made you shudder but its the cold hard truth and it's not pretty but its the truth.

And not all females are attracted to so called alpha males, stop making stupid generalizations based on b.s 'studies' show us the stats and other data and have you conducted your own independent research??

Like a few people have mentioned, this is only simulated reality, they are POSES, stop blurring the lines between sims 3 and reality. I feel like many of you making these idiotic anti-sex comments need to get the hell of your computer, go get some fresh air and maybe, just maybe you'll finally get laid.

There is nothing wrong with enjoying sex. Give me the biological reason for why women have a clitoris???

Sex is meant to be enjoyed, it is only demonized by repressed individuals who probably had a very sad childhood.

Thanks for the beautiful poses Spladoum and its a shame more people didn't take the time to appreciate how much time and energy must have went into making them, the facial expressions in particular brings them to life.

Anonymous said...

"When I'm nice to girls, they turn me down. But when I say, "Bitch, get out of my face," they WORSHIP ME LIKE A GOD."

Oh my God, I must be a man then. Anatomy has lied to me.

Anonymous said...

Jesus does not approve of this entry!

Anonymous said...

Wow, nice victim blaming there in one of your useless rants, Jasumi.

But there's no point bothering with you considering you are BATFUCKINGSHIT CRAZY http://themaresnest.wordpress.com/2010/04/11/something-you-ought-to-know-about-jasumi/

Rhiannon said...

Risa said...

"Like a few people have mentioned, this is only simulated reality, they are POSES, stop blurring the lines between sims 3 and reality"

I agree. The game is a game. The poses are poses. BUT Jacobson is real, so were his comments, so are we, and his attack was personal. When he openly expressed such an appalling hatred towards women, specifically the women here, he turned it into an entirely different matter. In my part of the world we have hate laws that encompass the Internet. Personal responsibility on and off line. And rightly so.

Kaley said...

I have no hope for society when I look at all these comments on woman being whores...

Remember that not the entire world's population of woman are like that. You DO get decent people out there.

To comment on the poses... Spladoum, nice job! Though I have no use for them, ever, I definitely will compliment you on the quality of it.

Andi said...

"Kaley said...

I have no hope for society when I look at all these comments on woman being whores...

Remember that not the entire world's population of woman are like that. You DO get decent people out there."


I agree.
Sadly, what lots of men want are slutty, barbie-like women with a 50% silicona body and no brain.

But yes, you can find some decent people. It's hard, but you can.

Corinthians 6:18 said...

Some people never know the truth when they hear it, they have to SEE it first. But by then it's too damn late!!

"Liberated" women love getting screwed by everything, wait until the TRUTH SCREWS YOU OVER!

Then we'll see how much fun being a whore is when a mega virus wipes your ass out!!!

And I hope it takes all your shitty diseased dead beat dads with you too!!!

Risa said...

Corinthians: I'm sure the only way you get laid is through your simself when you turn on your game.

I'm a 'liberated' woman and I don't go around screwing everything, I am in a happy monogamous relationship with PLENTY of amazing toe-curling sex and have been for the past 4 years.
I'm sorry for you that you haven't met a descent human being to share something like that with, then again with your stone-aged mentality about women's sexuality, no woman deserves to be stuck with you.

For the record, even if I WASNT in a monogamous relationship and wanted to screw around, guess what? That would be my choice too. I'm smart enough to understand the importance of safe sex and smart enough to choose my partners wisely.


Jasumi: Sigh once again. You can find stats vowing for the importance safe-sex plays in the lives of some teens and young adults as well. And you seem to forget that there IS a world outside of the U.S and its sex-filled college lifestyle. There are 196 countries in your world, apply your googled blog stats to all those countries and it is no longer relevant.

Not everyone who has sex is going to catch and std and die and not every teen and young adult in the world engages is risky sexual behavior. No matter what culture, no matter what its value system, you will find people with different mentalities and attitudes to sex.

For the last time sex is not evil.
I'm going to assume you're a virgin since you seem to view it with such disgust and hostility.

You might even be asexual, which is fine and would explain A LOT, but just in case you're not and you do have sex one day I think you'll finally understand how strong of a bond it can create between two loving partners and it allows you to explore new dimensions of each other's personalities and nothing beats the passion you feel in the heat of the moment with the right person.

You can't understand and never will understand until you try it yourself.

I'm sorry for you and all the other hostile anons for whatever triggered all this anger in you with regards to sex and in the sexist anon's case, women.

Risa said...

In *our world I meant

Risa said...

I hope by 'whores' you are also referring to men and not just women.

And for the love of GOD, how does their sex life affect you????

Why do you care so much? It's more disturbing that you care so much about who's screwing who than the percentage of people having promiscuous sex.

A bit too creepy if you ask me :/

Ever heard of live and let live? You not approving of their lifestyle changes NOTHING.

Really starting to get the creeps from you Jasumi :/

Inception2 said...

PEOPLE: SEX IS FOR MAKING CHILDREN! IT'S NOT FOR HAVING FUN! IT'S NOT FOR A STATUS! IT'S FOR MAKING BABIES YOU WILL LOVE AND CARE FOR!

Jasumi the more I hear from you the more I like you! The only reason these girls keep hating on you is because they know you're right. All the good guys with MONEY, BIG HOUSE, COLLEGE DEGREE, A FUTURE will be lining up to marry a virgin who's not going to give our children AIDS!

I'm a guy like Jacobson. I treat girls like trash because they like it, but deep down inside I want a girl who's truely independent (none of this fake shit about acting like a nasty man, but a WOMAN who is truely independent), caring, sweet, FEMININE, smart, athletic, and just an all around good woman.

I really REALLY dont like sleeping around either. I think it's gross and childish to have sex with tons of people. For some reason I've always wanted to be with just ONE GIRL. One girl who also wants just one man! I'm a virgin and I plan on staying that way until I find an actual woman who deserves me!

I'd rather whack off to pictures of George Bush than have sex with the skanks on here!

Risa said...

Oh dear Jasumi, why not teach your precious future daughter how to steer clear away from people that seem promiscuous? Why not teach her how to ask her partner 'hey, I think you should get a full std test before we become intimate' its easy, you just open your mouth and ask the person, like I did with my boyfriend of now 4 years. I'm not stupid enough to sleep with someone without knowing their std status, are you saying your daughter will be too stupid to do something as simple as ask a potential partner such an important question?

I think you should worry about raising a smart child, not worry about how other people will be raising theirs and how this might affect your child because guess what? You can't change the fact that others will be raised with different values, values that you don't agree with.

Unless you want your daughter to live a sheltered life (like you seem to live high up there on your pedestal while the rest of us 'sex maniacs' run around down here) then you better be prepared to teach her how to use her brain.


Inception2: You treat women like trash because they like it? Maybe you need to take a deeper look at yourself, you are clearly only attracting women that WANT to be treated that way.

I would never give a disrespectful guy a second glance.

I am a liberated woman and I LOVE sex and I also have a brain, a Bachelors and Master's degree and I'm climbing my way up the career ladder in my field. None of those attributes conflict.

There's more to being a woman than having an intact hymen and waiting for a perfect prince charming to devirginize you for the sole purpose of procreating and adding children to this already overpopulated world.

If sex is only for making children then please explain the function of the clitoris in procreation?

Enjoy whacking off to George Bush's pics, that's clearly the only action you get. You don't even realize how ignorant and stupid you sound, no self-respecting educated woman would want you so I guess you're stuck with the women who want to be treated like trash.

Inception2 said...

Well why do men have nipples, Ms. Risa? Please explain the function of male nipples in procreation.

Women like you just don't GET IT because you have been brainwashed by modern feminism. The average man does NOT want to marry a woman who is sexually experienced! We DO NOT want a WHORE giving birth to our babies and cheating on us!

Look at how men treat sluts. Have you ever been to a nightclub? Ever seen how men treat the average college girl? Right. They treat them like trash. Which is why I no longer pick up girls from there because they have low self esteem and I want a real woman who values her body.

Men have ZERO respect for a woman who has been whoring around. FACT!

Risa said...

Sigh

The clitoris is a PURELY sexual organ for female pleasure which cannot be compared in anyway to the male nipple. If anything the male nipple is more comparable to the human appendix (no real use for it anymore) than the clitoris even though arguably some men like having their nipples stimulated during sex.

Whatever the case may be, YOU are the one making the ludicrous claim that sex is purely for procreation, not me, so don't ask me stupid questions about the male nipple in comparison to the female clitoris.

Clearly the clitoris is essential to female orgasm and sexual pleasure and since a woman doesn't need to experience orgasm in order to become pregnant and give birth, the clitoris is therefore solely for sexual PLEASURE.

Many mammals on earth, including dolphins exhibit sexual behavior for pleasure outside of procreation. Google it and get atleast some information into that empty head of yours.

I have not been brainwashed by anything, I was the little girl who never dreamed of fairytale weddings and being swept off my feet etc. I knew from a very early age that I was going to be a liberated woman and that I would never buy into 'gender roles'

I am not a whore because I love sex, yes I am very sexually experienced and I'm also well educated and my boyfriend loves it.

Unlike you, he is educated and does not hold ridiculously sexist views about female sexuality.

The reason you would never pick up most women is that they don't want you anyways. Get real. If what you're saying here is any indication of your mentality then sorry to say but you are quite a loser :/

Like I said before, real women, smart women, would not even give you the time of day.

Perhaps 'girls' with low self esteem would flock to you simply because they don't believe they deserve better when the reality is, any girl deserves better than a sexist pig like you.

Risa said...

And one more thing: First you say you're a virgin then you say you no longer pick up girls from clubs, which is it?

What would a virgin be doing picking up girls at a club anyways? Your inconsistent b.s makes me wonder if you are actually an unattractive overweight guy still living with your mom and who hates women because none of them want you :(

Inception2 said...

You DEMAND respect, and yet you attack my person. Interesting. In a debate that is usually the first sign of defeat when you can no longer support your own argument.

Just because I pick up girls from clubs does not mean I actually have sex with them. Use your brain instead of attacking the people with common sense.

I'm not fat and unattractive. Why are you being so disrespectful? I play sports for my college and a lot girls like me thinking I'm the alpha male type, but I'm not, I'm a family man even though I don't look like the stereotype.

Secondly, nobody said anything about gender roles. I PREFER a woman with a career! Stop putting words in my mouth! A lazy women with no ambitions doesn't cut it for me!

And lastly, why are you comparing human beings to animals? We have COGNITIVE ABILITIES that they lack, which is we must use OUR BRAINS TO FIGURE OUT that being a SLUT is bad! Male or female! Dolphins can't create computers, why should we model our lives on creatures which are (in some ways) lesser than we?!

And you know what, I WISH women would play with their clitoris more often instead of acting like SLUTS! The world would be better off...

Risa said...

Sorry you feel attacked :)
I have done nothing but support my own arguments so far while showing the obvious flaws in yours.

I guess you can't handle the heat when its coming your way hm??

My comments were for all the women you insulted with your sexist comments and no dear, you DONT deserve respect, men who deserve respect don't say things like
'I WISH women would play with their clitoris more often instead of acting like SLUTS! The world would be better off...'

Loving sex and having multiple partners, when done safely, for both men and women, does not equate to being a slut because like I keep saying, sex is not just for reproduction, it is also for pleasure and luckily, a lot of people live in free countries where they can partake in such activities.

So stop picking up girls from clubs if their attitude bothers you that much, do you think it makes you any better than the girls you pick up?

If you don't do anything with them then what do you do? Take them home to play scrabble? or let them give you a b.j even though you barely even know each others names? That would put the slut label on you as well dear. Why is the girl to blame if you take her home. Do YOU have any morals? You sure don't seem to practice what you preach.

Anyways, you said you no longer do that now and you're waiting for a girl that DESERVES you HA, I nearly choked on my drink when I read that in your comment a while back. PUH-LEASE.

You deserve whatever's coming to you and i'm certain it won't be a self-respecting and intelligent woman.

Risa said...

Anyways, that was fun but i'm off to bed now. I'll counter whatever b.s reply you leave in the morning, won't be too hard given that all your replies have been b.s and easily disproved so far ;)

Goodnight! :D

Inception2 said...

You have not picked out any flaws, because you were wrong on multiple accounts and have created many false assumptions about myself. But of course, you'll never admit to being wrong because you are a "liberated intelligent women who knows everything about the world and why it exists."

True to your nature as a narcissistic know-it-all, you assume I had sex with the women I picked up from clubs.

WRONG! I did NOT engage in any sexual behavior with these women. ACTUALLY I picked up these women thinking I could change them into decent girls with self esteem who would value themselves. Some of these women did change and we're now good friends--and guess what? They've stopped sleeping around too and are now monogamous. The others went back to being whores, but at least I 'saved' a handful of them...

When was the last time YOU tried to help someone out? I help out at the women homeless shelter all the time! Strange for a sexist prick, isn't it?

You can keep telling yourself it is perfectly safe to be a slut, and we'll see how high the STD rate keeps getting...

Trisha the Biology Geek said...

Risa, the fact that humans need to use condoms and birth control in order to be sexually promiscuous without suffering a rapid spread of disease and uncontrollable birth rates proves that sexual promiscuity is not beneficial to the survival of the species. In fact, we are being bombarded with the aforementioned issues even with the advent of "safe sex practices."

So in essence, a thing that needs to be *accommodated* with technology isn't natural or desirable to the species. It's just like *accommodating* someone with kidney failure using dialysis. They otherwise would have died without the technology there to support them.

Anonymous said...

Wow debate of the sociopaths minus Risa of course.

Anonymous said...

What is all this? What's wrong with you people? Really? Get a fucking life all of ya!

Anonymous said...

OMG. You stupid ass bitches need to shut the fuck up. Dayum,do you have anything to do? Oh and Jasumi, let me tell you something. Is u god?
Bitch IS YOU GOD? No, so shut the fuck up mr. statistics! And NO THE REALITY is that fucking idiots want to comment on every little thing. So don't be saying "women are whores" and shit. You guys obviously have a fucking can as a brain. Giving this dayum blog diabetes. Really typing fucking 500,000 words does not prove a point you bunch of dumb ass garbage cans.

Anonymous said...

Jasumi, I would absolutely hate to be your child. Running around hitting your kids with the bible everytime they fart. That is exactly the upbringing that will land you and your daughter on 16 & pregnant on MTV.
Inception I feel really sorry for those woman you supposedly "helped". Your gay admit it. Your a homosexual and there is nothing wrong with that, just stop taking out your self hatred on women, accept that you are, and move on.
Risa, there is no reasoning with an idiot like that. Don't waste your time because to be honest, it's getting annoying now. O_o

As for what this blog is supposed to be about...
The poses are nice and great for storytelling. I probably won't use them myself but I know plenty other people will. I appreciate you spending your time creating the. Thank You!

Anonymous said...

Per my expectations, the lower echelon of society is highly offended the moment morality enters the discussion. Typical.

A fair segment of you need to enroll in middle school grammar courses as opposed to lecturing the rest of society on how to conduct their lives. Interestingly enough, these are also the very individuals who are most afflicted with AIDS amongst a host of other sexually transmitted diseases.

We (and by "we" I am referring to the more evolved members of our species) realize your only worth on this planet is to reproduce, the only shame is that your genetics are inferior, in need of restitution, and most certainly will only profligate the future.

Inception02 said...

"Bitch IS YOU GOD? No, so shut the fuck up mr. statistics!"

Jasumi is a girl, you idiot. And you're probably one of the 1/4 of teenagers with HPV and doesn't realize it yet.

"Your gay admit it. Your a homosexual and there is nothing wrong with that, just stop taking out your self hatred on women, accept that you are, and move on."

Nice to know that the "liberated" women hate not only the good men who want nothing to do with your filthy asses, but you even hate gays too! Why are you using being gay as an insult? I'm not offended that you called me gay. Nothing wrong with being a gay man or a lesbian. But being a dirty slut is inexcusable.

I definitely like girls, and they love me too because I am handsome and have a great job. And you hate that. Get over it. You're a slut, and that is all you will ever be in a man's eyes unless you change your ways and started acting like a woman instead of a little girl...

Risa said...

>>Risa, there is no reasoning with an idiot like that. Don't waste your time because to be honest, it's getting annoying now. O_o

Yea, I'm just now realizing I'm wasting my breath. The simple truth:
'People's sex lives are their own choices and nothing is going to change so get over it' seems to have a hard time penetrating their thick skulls.

:/

Inception2 thanks for the laughs though, you are full of contradictions, calling me narcissistic when you keep going on about how handsome you are and how women flock to you *rolls eyes* highly doubtful by the way and yea right you picked up women to 'save them' who exactly do you think you are??

And as for when was the last time I tried to help someone out, not that it's any of your business but my degrees are all related to human rights and I am working in the children's rights field, I'm active in several campaigns and also donate time and money to help eradicate child poverty/malnutrition.

Anyways, I've put in my 2 cents and now I'm done wasting my time and energy. I just feel sorry for you and Jasumi and the other crazy anons who seem to have these illusions of grandeur just because you don't engage in sexual activity. Saddest and most trivial reason to feel important.

Spladoum I apologize for how your beautiful and creative poses sparked this whole debate on the morality of engaging in sexual intercourse. I have downloaded them and will certainly be using them in upcoming stories, so thank you for the effort you put into them.

Peace out everyone
Risa

Anonymous said...

Risa's a bitch with no morals. Glad you guys chased that thing out.

Anonymous said...

Nice to know that the "liberated" women hate not only the good men who want nothing to do with your filthy asses, but you even hate gays too! Why are you using being gay as an insult? I'm not offended that you called me gay. Nothing wrong with being a gay man or a lesbian. But being a dirty slut is inexcusable.


First of all I didn't say there was anything wrong with being gay as I have gay family members and friends you moron. Exhibit A below:

Your gay admit it. Your a homosexual and there is nothing wrong with that, just stop taking out your self hatred on women, accept that you are, and move on."


Where in that paragraph did I say I hated gays dumbfuck? You know what I take that back, please spare the gay community of your stupidity and ridiculousness and PLEASE don't procreate! That's right, that's not a problem because you can't get any that's why your so bitter. You can't pull nobody, man or woman.



I definitely like girls, and they love me too because I am handsome and have a great job. And you hate that. Get over it. You're a slut, and that is all you will ever be in a man's eyes unless you change your ways and started acting like a woman instead of a little girl...

Roflmao. Your HILARIOUS! Yeah, I really believe that. Lmao

Jasumi I'm surprised your an atheist as you have a holier than thou attitude. You suck bitch! Stfu. Btw, your creations suck. Have a nice day whore. :)

Anonymous said...

I definitely like girls, and they love me too because I am handsome and have a great job. And you hate that. Get over it. You're a slut, and that is all you will ever be in a man's eyes unless you change your ways and started acting like a woman instead of a little girl...


Hmm, that's interesting as I have been happily married for 11 years. O_o Oh, and when I met my husband I was not a virgin and didn't bother him a bit and I had previous marriage proposals before I met my hubby. Oh, did you see that? That was your bullshit asinine theory going up in flames. O_O
My husband IS a good hardworking, faithful man and I am a good hardworking, faithful wife and mother and what me and my hubby have is something that you will never, ever have in all of your pathetic existence. You disgust me and I don't even know you. There is no doubt that your looks match your horrible putrid attitude. Have fun playing WoW, sitting on your fat, four-eyed ass, no game havin, smelly ass. :)

Anonymous said...

Can't we all just get along? :D

Anonymous said...

I'd rather whack off to pictures of George Bush than have sex with the skanks on here!

O_o Yeah, sarcasm? I don't think so. You soooo do that!

Anonymous said...

Jasumi, everybody on you site giving you praise, afraid to give you an honest critique. Well here's one but since your such a bitch I'm not going to be so nice..

Those boots suck. Thay look like plastic dog poop and need to be re-retextured and reshaped so that they will look even remotely like ankle boots. The only use anyone would ever have for them is to put on a sim bum and even that's a bad idea because their ugliness would probably crash the game.

Anonymous said...

0___0

Okay so every woman sleeping with a man is a slut? Good thing I'm preferring other women anyway ID and you guys made me remember why =I

Anyway I had sex with guys, all people I thought I would spend my life with. Okay just 2... one was the so called "good boy" completely-in love with me, or let's call it obsession that went so far that he stalked me and tried to lock me away... dear anonymous dudes and interception you sound like that. Of course a woman with self esteem would not get close to you XD

The second was a bad boy who promised to change for me, told me his love daily, asked me to marry him, all that stuff and then cheated on me with twins.

So am I the whore? What is a whore? My mother had multiple partners when young (I wish I could have lived 69 ;A; ). She had no STDs, found a man she truly loved and who loved her until the very end. I'm a woman with self esteem, and intelligence and all that.

Oh and I'm panssexual not lesbian, just most men are.... like you anons and yeah... reproducing something like that *shudder*

Oh before attacking my grammar, I was raised in a non english country... so if you want to attack my grammar we can talk in German if you prefer that =)

Or wait... no... cause I will ignore all this now xD

eicatsnosilla said...

For Inception2:
Nipples are one of those sexually neutral pieces of equipment, like arms or brains, that humans get regardless of sex. During the very early stages of fetal life, before the sex hormones have had a chance to do their stuff, all humans are basically bisexual. Among other things, you have two sets of primitive plumbing -- one male, one female. Only one set develops into a mature urogenital system, but you retain traces of the other for the rest of your life. Male nipples are full-sized and fully equipped with blood vessels, nerves, and all the usual appurtenances of functioning organs. Why this should be so nobody knows. Human nipples appear in the third or fourth week of development, well before the sex characteristics. (http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/85/why-do-men-have-nipples)

One comment you made was that you are the average male, I am sorry dear but based on your opinions stated and arguments made, i don't think you are. You have extremist views, of which the larger populous do not share. You didn't 'save' those women, you forced your beliefs on them.

Jasumi:
Even if the stats on sexually transmitted disease are correct, the cause is lack of proper education caused by people like you guys who would rather preach abstinence instead of handling the issues head on and promoting safe sex in the younger generation. That doesn't mean you encourage sex in youths, but educate them because there is a large portion of them that will do it with or without knowledge.

The both of you should stop using derogatory terms such as whores and sluts if you wish for you opinions to be taken seriously.
"You DEMAND respect, and yet you attack my person."
You are attacking every sexually active person by stamping them with a label and not taking into consideration their personal beliefs.
Neither of you have to have multiple sex partners, or even any sex partners until you are married, or even ever - no one is forcing you to. Yet you continue to force your set of ethics on others.
What makes your beliefs any more valid then anyone elses? It is an opinion, no one opinion is more valid then another. Though I don't agree with yours, at least I don't go around forcing mine on you or any one else.

Anonymous said...

"Good men ADORE virgins. There is nothing more precious to a man than a woman who is beautiful, graceful, chaste, respectful, sweet, intelligent, creative, motherly, and cute. These are godly traits that every women should aspire to, that makes her almost divine, but apparently American women want to be manly butches and whores!"

OMFG. Are you fucking kidding me?
Of course men ADORE virgins! It's because they're tighter, you moron! It give MEN more pleasure physically, and it also makes them feel 'big' because they were the woman's first lay! You are the most IGNORANT POS I've ever seen on the internet! And of course all that other BS men would love too! Excuse me but it sounds like you're describing a child (aside from the motherly part *barf*), in fact. What are you, a fucking pedo bear?

Well guess what? I adore cute, sweet young guys with nice bodies and big dicks. Oh yeah, now THAT'S divine. :)

The reason some American women aspire to be sexy creatures is because it's all over the god damn television and all over the movie screen. That's why! We don't have any other role models. Why? Because everything is fucking catered to MEN! Therefore we are raised to believe that's how we should look and act. Do you understand that, or is that too complicated for you? Other countries can be just as bad, if not worse. So shut the FUCK UP, dick wad, and keep whacking off to internet porn with "divine, godly" whores on it.

NOw for this bullshit: "If you're a good guy, a man with a big heart who treats his woman like a goddess, MARRY AN ASIAN WOMAN. Or at least, a woman who is not from America. I've heard good things about Eastern European and African women. The "ladies" here only like bad boys with criminal records and steroid addicts with too many muscles... "

Sounds like your bitter from being rejected one too many times by American women. Fucking loser.

The only reason you like Asian women is because they're attractive. Just admit it, dumb fuck. You want to jump their cute bones.

I'm female, and the last thing I prefer is a guy with too many muscles. It looks yucky. I also don't want some guy with a criminal record, for Christ's sake. So shut the fuck up, you don't know what you're talking about either, fuckface.

As for you, Jasumi, you're STILL not getting any to this day? You poor, poor thing! xD Maybe you need a nice makeover.

Some of you men on here act like American men are fucking perfect or some BS, while women are nothing but whores. Sorry, it's the OTHER way around. Face facts, fuckers.

Fucking morons and vermin on here. Crawl back beneath the rocks you came from, PLEASE. I'd fucking hate meeting some of you IRL. *shudders*

Anonymous said...

"Nice to know that the "liberated" women hate not only the good men who want nothing to do with your filthy asses, but you even hate gays too! Why are you using being gay as an insult? I'm not offended that you called me gay. Nothing wrong with being a gay man or a lesbian. But being a dirty slut is inexcusable."

Poor guy. Been turned down one too many times by hot women? So sad.

Anonymous said...

'I am an Atheist. I didn't bother to read the rest of your dribble, just wanted to clarify that point.'

it's not 'dribble', dumb bitch. It's DRIVEL. Look it up. Dribble is when something trickles down.

Stupid, stupid, stupid. And I just wanted to clarify that point.

Anonymous said...

Anon said "Jasumi, I would absolutely hate to be your child."

Psshhh, she doesn't have sex so she'd never had a child. ROFL

Anonymous said...

Inception said: PEOPLE: SEX IS FOR MAKING CHILDREN! IT'S NOT FOR HAVING FUN! IT'S NOT FOR A STATUS! IT'S FOR MAKING BABIES YOU WILL LOVE AND CARE FOR!

so couples in their fifties are no longer ethically allowed to have sex? Since they can no longer bear children?

Are you secretly 13? You have to be. There is something seriously wrong with you.

Anonymous said...

lmao this is what TMN said about Jasumi:

"According to Jasumi’s rambling blog, we are all descended from reptilian aliens from other planets – which sounds somewhat like he’s been ripping off a certain David Icke’s ideas (which were themselves ‘inspired’ by a certain Mr Hubbard and his artificial-religion-as-money-making-racket)"

this was from a blog she had in 2010. Also she posted her own avatar as 'God's image of perfection' on said blog.

No lie. Check it out for yourselves on the Mare's Nest. Someone above posted the link.

Just thought you all should know. xD

Anonymous said...

>>>Those boots suck. Thay look like plastic dog poop and need to be re-retextured and reshaped so that they will look even remotely like ankle boots.


Hey hey!! How dare you compare those boots to dog poop, dog poop is WAY more aesthetically pleasing than those crappy boots. Plastic poop or not. Jeez, even my dog is offended.

Anonymous said...

this was from a blog she had in 2010. Also she posted her own avatar as 'God's image of perfection' on said blog


And yet she's atheist??? I smell bullcrap

jaylo2112 said...

"PEOPLE: SEX IS FOR MAKING CHILDREN! IT'S NOT FOR HAVING FUN! IT'S NOT FOR A STATUS! IT'S FOR MAKING BABIES YOU WILL LOVE AND CARE FOR!"

Look dude, is sex was just for making babies girls wouldn't have a clitoris. Sex is also for pleasure. You need to deal with that fact. Yes often times sex leads to babies and that is the evolutionary purpose of sex, but saying it's not for fun is a flat out lie. Try 'sex should be had with precaution' instead.

Furthermore on the idea of dirty sluts, what would constitute that? You don't call a guy who gets a lot of girls a slut, but if a girl tries to do the same thing she's a dirty whore.

And people, stop calling people gay, that's really insulting to gay people. It's not a crime to be gay just like it's not a crime to have sex. Sex is natural and our bodies are constantly telling us to have sex.

Anonymous said...

"I'm a guy like Jacobson. I treat girls like trash because they like it, but deep down inside I want a girl who's truely independent (none of this fake shit about acting like a nasty man, but a WOMAN who is truely independent), caring, sweet, FEMININE, smart, athletic, and just an all around good woman."

Dude, a woman with those traits will never give you a chance if you treat them as trash.

Anonymous said...

Many of you exhibit a very polar perception of the world, and have great difficultly establishing a grey scale continuum. Either people are 100% sexually promiscuous or 100% asexual, there is no middle ground. Monogamy can not exist to you because it lies in that forbidden grey area.


I've been in a monogamous relationship for over TWELVE years you dumb ass bitch. You don't know what the fuck your talking about. Your post are full of nonsense, your nonsense and your existence is nonsense. Instead of trying to analyze everyone else behavior, you need to analyze YOUR behavior and maybe, just maybe then you will realize that your bat shit crazy. O_O

Anonymous said...

"Jasumi is a girl, you idiot. And you're probably one of the 1/4 of teenagers with HPV and doesn't realize it yet. "


No, JASUMI is a man. ANd bout my life. BITCH YOU DONT FUCKING KNOW ME. Bitch WHO IS U? Acting like u ride a golden chariot bitch PAHLEAAZE. and how you do im a slut bitch? You dont know me u stupid sandy cunt. Thats what u are you useless piece of shit garbage on a blog who preaches on this shit because they have no life what so ever. GO FUCK YOURSELF YA OLD TIRED BITCH.


"I am an Atheist. I didn't bother to read the rest of your dribble, just wanted to clarify that point."

Oh really you knew your dumb fuck tard ass was wrong. Have fun in hell with satan whipping you like the garbage u are you stink bitch.
SO you clarify you that you just hate women. Stink bitch.

April said...

Jasumi, thank you for finally clarifying what I and several others seem to suspect--that you came in here to troll. I'll be asking the administrator to delete your posts since they serve no purpose except to annoy. Have a fun time shopping and I'll thank you to stay far away from my threads in future, particularly since you've disabled comments on your own.

Anonymous said...

Jasumi is definitely a troll. And the "holier than thou" attitude that twists into him/her/reptilian overlord/whatever being a judgmental douchebag is hilarious. Are you seeking professional help? Good luck!

And good riddance.

AnnareD said...

How do you make the sim nude like that.. i herd that you need the master controller. if that is the case how do you do it, and if i was to delete the mc afterwards would i still be able to get naked sims?

Anonymous said...

I love how a post depicting sexual poses has turned into this insult free for all.

Anonymous said...

Very well done :D I don't do storytelling pics, so I'll have to pass. But it's looking like we're getting closer to animations with all of these awesome poses :)

Anonymous said...

someone wants to animate sims?.. Then if you can be bothered & I suspect most can't read the wiki tut...

http://simswiki.info/wiki.php?title=Tutorial:Sims_3_Custom_Animations

Amber said...

Holy crap. I read every single comment. I think that was more entertaining than most. I love it when a group of knowledgeable people come together to speak of their opinions. They are very entertaining! I have no opinion on the matter. But these poses are hot! <3 I will be using them. Thank you so much for creating them!

Mark said...

To the person/people who is/are calling women whores - I hope you suffer the most unpleasant death there is. I hope a woman cracks the back of your skull and watches you bleed, while beginning to saw off your limbs. I hope she kicks your body around as you begin to die, then sets you on fire like the fucking scum you are.
There is no subject that angers me more than sexism towards women. Women are called sluts for sleeping with people while men are applauded. Women are called sluts for wearing revealing clothing while men can get away with wearing no clothes at all. This world sickens me. I may be gay but I respect women more than I ever could a man.

Anonymous said...

Hey, why are we all here anyway? Oh riight I remember now! This is a Sims 3 custom content blog, we're all just looking at POSES! I have no idea where dis weird convo started or why it started in the first place :S Seriously? How did we get from poses to the epic sex battle of history?

Lol, just makes meh laugh =D

Anonymous said...

"someone wants to animate sims?.. Then if you can be bothered & I suspect most can't read the wiki tut..."

Creators won't touch this because they're afraid of the backlash. How much would you like to bet on that?

Because it's "weird", it's "gross", and it's "perverted". So good luck on finding anyone with the balls to animate these types of poses, thanks to the fucking prudes out there. How sad.

Anonymous said...

^ Agreed.

What pisses me off is that people seem to forget that grownups play this game as well so why not have some poses like this? Grown folks do what grown folks do and that is usually have sex. If you can't handle looking at the poses then don't look at them and don't dl them. Case closed. Damn.

Anonymous said...

'Also, poses 4&5 can be used in story-telling for more than sex. I think those positions would look normal for clothed sims too. I like how tender that particular set appears'

I can see 4 being a natural tender pose for clothed sims, but maybe not 5, its still very sexual lol!

Спичка said...

It is a very bold and frank work.
I've liked it. The screens look so realistic!
I’d like to see so poses in the game.
;))

Anonymous said...

I love the anon who said these poses were making him horny!! Thank You!!! You are still a human being who likes sex and not a prude like the majority of the sims community...Smh...it's so sad that it's not cool when heterosexual love is not promoted but when these creeps make men in drag clothing and gay bs...Everyone is acting like that's the biggest hoopla ever!! I am a woman who like MEN MEN and more MEN.... And I think these poses are beautiful!!! So now flame me for being different (Rolling my eyes very ironically!!)

Anonymous said...

Women are whores. Always have been, always will be. So I don't know why people are getting mad about sex poses.

Women are nothing but sperm depositors. TRUTH!!!

And they love it when I knock 'em up, ditch 'em, and leave!

Sexist, now are we?...

TheDen said...

So many comments in a post about sex poses.


Why am I not surprised?

Anonymous said...

At least Jasumi's stupid ass isn't over here ranting about how "women are whores". OH btw Jasumi you request Joe to disable the comments on your content because your a sniveling bitch who knows people are going to cuss the shit out of you. TRUTH! smh. smh. Jasumi's stupid and his sims look like fucked up transvestites.

YouareahugeDB said...

"Women are nothing but sperm depositors. TRUTH!!!

And they love it when I knock 'em up, ditch 'em, and leave!"

Says the 12 year old virgin commenting on a site dedicated to The Sims. The only vagina you've ever seen is the one you came out of. By your logic, your mom is a sperm depositor ... interesting. STFU

Anonymous said...

Lol, I cant stop laughing at these pictures. oooh...the sims...

Anonymous said...

hahah i'm laughing so hard but i'm sooo wet

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